Sunday, October 12, 2003
Dr. Paranoia in search of truth
Dr. P, claims, that, once more, in search of inside stuff, he visited the Midtown bar where the Texan who knows makes his headquarters.
The man was there, drinking Maker’s Mark on rocks, in the company of a striking blonde, introduced as Marina, nln.
In answer to Dr. P’s query about the Wilson affair, the Texan exploded: “Don’t talk to me agout nepotism, Washinhton is full of it! Start with the Bushes,W and W. H.! Michael Powell, son of Colin, Elaine Chao, the Secretary of Labor, wife of Mitch McConnell, the Semate moneyraiser, and her labor attorney, Eugene Scalia, son of Antonin! Gun-totin’ XXRehnquist, in Health and Human Services (but not for long), Liz Cheney, the daughter , Deputy Assistant Secretary of State, her mama the Arts chief and husband the chief counsel in OMB. And Democrats were no better. Al Gore! In the staes, look at the governors, Jeb Bush in Florida, Mitt Romney in Mass, the Senators, John Sununu in New Hamphshire, Mark Pryor in Arkansas, Elizabeth Dole in North Carolina.
“In publicly owned business, the progeny of founders, Fisk Johnson of Johnson Wax, Lachlan Murdoch of Rupert Everything, Harold McGraw, William Ford. In theatre, Rob Reiner, Tori Spelling, Sean Lennon, Enrique Iglesias, , Jane and Peter Fonda, Tatum O’Neal, Michael Douglas, Kate Hudson (daughter of Goldie Hawn), they all got a leg up from their parents.
When Dr. P, started asking questions about the Schwarzenegger governorship, Marina interjected: “Anyone who tries to get a person naked in a public elevator is a low-class turd. Society people would keep at least one layer of clothing between them while attempting congress.”
That made the Texan burst out in a lowd guffaw. Once he recovered, he pointed his finger at the woman and stuttered, in his best De Niro imitation:”You..you…you…are good!” before collapsing, once more. “Notr funny,” she replied and stalked out.
When after the festivities, I asked the barman what made her leave, he explained: “He blew her cover. She’s Marina Good, the great Washington hostess. Gee, a tip!”
The man was there, drinking Maker’s Mark on rocks, in the company of a striking blonde, introduced as Marina, nln.
In answer to Dr. P’s query about the Wilson affair, the Texan exploded: “Don’t talk to me agout nepotism, Washinhton is full of it! Start with the Bushes,W and W. H.! Michael Powell, son of Colin, Elaine Chao, the Secretary of Labor, wife of Mitch McConnell, the Semate moneyraiser, and her labor attorney, Eugene Scalia, son of Antonin! Gun-totin’ XXRehnquist, in Health and Human Services (but not for long), Liz Cheney, the daughter , Deputy Assistant Secretary of State, her mama the Arts chief and husband the chief counsel in OMB. And Democrats were no better. Al Gore! In the staes, look at the governors, Jeb Bush in Florida, Mitt Romney in Mass, the Senators, John Sununu in New Hamphshire, Mark Pryor in Arkansas, Elizabeth Dole in North Carolina.
“In publicly owned business, the progeny of founders, Fisk Johnson of Johnson Wax, Lachlan Murdoch of Rupert Everything, Harold McGraw, William Ford. In theatre, Rob Reiner, Tori Spelling, Sean Lennon, Enrique Iglesias, , Jane and Peter Fonda, Tatum O’Neal, Michael Douglas, Kate Hudson (daughter of Goldie Hawn), they all got a leg up from their parents.
When Dr. P, started asking questions about the Schwarzenegger governorship, Marina interjected: “Anyone who tries to get a person naked in a public elevator is a low-class turd. Society people would keep at least one layer of clothing between them while attempting congress.”
That made the Texan burst out in a lowd guffaw. Once he recovered, he pointed his finger at the woman and stuttered, in his best De Niro imitation:”You..you…you…are good!” before collapsing, once more. “Notr funny,” she replied and stalked out.
When after the festivities, I asked the barman what made her leave, he explained: “He blew her cover. She’s Marina Good, the great Washington hostess. Gee, a tip!”
# posted by Wally Dobelis @ 3:11 PM 
